Since we are not destined to be together
We must accept our fate
You taught me never to submit to traditional values
Be bold and courageous
As I always say, it's better to be a woman
Getting married? Only fools will do it
Remember, it's a blessing to meet
the love of your life
You must treasure him at all costs
Never give up no matter what happens
Everything can be dealt with as long as you love him
Alright, I think you've received the memo
Miracle has bought our company
Miss Jenny has been promoted as Manager of the Creative Department
Congratulations
Meanwhile, Mr Tai Lap-yan, Jenny's husband
will also be transferred to our company
His post is Manager... Assistant of Creative Department
A subordinate of his wife
Come on, keep your voice down
Hello, everybody, I hope we'll work well
Jenny will work in my previous office
Mr Tai will sit outside Jenny's office
Should you need to talk to her
Please ask Mr Tai to inform her
Hello, warm greetings to you all
You're too kind
Mr But, the Director wants loses you Okay
Who ordered breakfast? Where to put this?
Over here
How much is this? Twenty dollars
Here's twenty Thank you
Everybody, breakfast is on me
I have bought various kinds, please enjoy
You're too kind, thank you
Wai-chun, have a drink
I feared that you might be unhappy about this new job
I'm glad that you accept it graciously
It's better to band than break, isn't it?
I believe that if I work hard enough
I'd be your superior someday
I'm sure you will
Yes, no problem
We will report to you after the meeting, bye
Does she have any orders?
The Director received order from our headquarter in Japan
We need to start some new promotion
We need to conduct research right away
Lap-yan, find information in the library
on advertisements for electrical appliances in the past 10 years
Prepare a report as soon as possible
Alright, it'll be ready tomorrow
The famous Tai Lap-yan is now working as his wife's subordinate
He even treats people to breakfast!
Have you changed or have you gone mad?
A little patience goes a long way
You can't make big bucks if you don't spend a little
Does treating others food get you rich?
Food goes directly into the heart
First I must buy people's hearts
Once the time is right, I shall revolt
And be under no one but the Director
How cunning!
Just like Mr Evil
I will kick out But Ha-kau
And order my wife to stay at home to wash and cook for me
When will the time be right?
You're under your wife's command how can you do anything?
He's waiting for the time and tides to turn
here I am in To Kwa Wan
A sewage pipe broke a while ago here
Human excrement surges to the street the small is simply sickening
As workers have not finished cleaning
People in the neighborhood are affected
What's wrong with those people, that smells
Why do they rush to the scene?
Were they born in Mainland China?
All Hong Kong people love to be caught on TV
Right! I've hit the jackpot this time!
I think you've really gone crazy
HK people love to be caught on camera, right We'll grant them a chance to do so
What are you talking about?
The She-Devil needs to promote Yat Sing with a series of promotions
What about it?
I'll organize a “Yat Sing Night“ singing contest with the TV station
Contestants get to perform on TV
What do you think will happen?
It's be the talk of the town!
Everybody will know Yat Sing Bingo!
That sounds alright, but will it work? Give us some more details
Right
I'll think of the details tonight
let me call Kin to reserve a room for tonight
Are we having another mahjong session?
No, I'm burning the midnight oil to plan my proposal
Oh, my tummy aches
Mister, please pick up the folder for me
Inside are all my plans and thoughts
Yes, thank you. Put it on top of the door
I really thank you
Mister, where are you going? Hey, my document!
What you are reading is a proposal I've prepared last night
For the new round of promotions...
I'm sorry for being late
You are late because of mahjong games don't be late next time
Director, fellow colleagues, last night I...
We are not interested in what you did
I want to hear Henry's proposal, please
For the new round of promotions
Let's organize a program with TV station called "Yat Sing Night" singing contest
You know how HK people love to go on TV
I am sure this program will become the talk of the town and an instant hit
This proposal sounds familiar
Right, I've heard it somewhere
I told you at the restaurant yesterday
I've mentioned this idea to Yan and Kwan yesterday
He might have repeated it to you
Right, in the pantry No wonder it sounds familiar
What the heck!
Lap-yan, listen to Henry first
I shall contact a TV producer about the necessary details
Other duties are listed in the proposal
I'm willing to answer questions you may have
That's my foot
What's wrong with you?
That's the proposal I've burnt the midnight oil for, he has stolen my idea
Really?
Henry, this is a wonderful proposal
You're welcome
I also find this to be wonderful
You'll be in charge of Yat Sing Night
Jenny, do assist him on my behalf
No problem, Director
If there's no other question, let's adjourn
Henry, you're so smart, I must learn from you
You're welcome... I have a headache
Let me get you some painkillers Thanks
Yan, what's wrong with you?
If that's your proposal, why don't you expose him in front of everyone?
Right
Who would believe me?
But Ha-kau, you're so cunning!
You are so...
Be careful not to choke
What does that mean? I don't understand
I know you're cunning, but I've never expected you to be as cunning as...
To steal a proposal in the toilet
You have no proof, stop accusing me
You can't defeat me with such a limp move
I have many more good proposals in store
They will know one day who's the genius and who is the fool
Struggle while waiting, fool
I'd flip if not for the job
Are you sure? Have you checked clearly?
I have, that But guy is coming here to discuss details of the show today
With the producer of Yat Sing Night
I have inspected the area, he will definitely pass this route
Luckily this is a quiet area, don't hesitate to give him a good beating
Of course, we punish the wicked Do the world some good
We won't go soft on him!
here he comes
The four of you have some cute outfits on
What are you going to perform?
What's this? Why do you beat me?
Why? Somebody! Help!
Is it my turn now? Alright, your turn
Somebody is coming, let's go
"Your turn"...Tai Lap-yan!
Cheers!
You are my brothers indeed, thanks for your help this time
Dinner is on me, enjoy
You're welcome, we want to beat that creep
Right!
All thanks to Fu's friend who lent us those costumes
Otherwise we won't have as much fun
We tried our best and we beat the crap...
Yan, what's your next step to deal with him?
This is a minor punishment, next I'd beat him with my real strength
Tomorrow morning I'd tell Wai-chun
I have some new ideas for the promotion
That creep wouldn't expect me to have so many ideas
He may have stolen one idea from me he couldn't steal them all!
I remember, this restaurant is famous for souffle, shall we order some?
Yes, I'll have two! Two
I want one, too
Let's order six for a start, shall we?
Okay Waiter!
Manager But, what happened to your face?
Don't mention it, I went to meet the producer at the TV station
And I was beaten by four monsters there
There must be a reason, have you wronged someone unknowingly?
There are a lot of mindless people
Anyway, violence is never a solution
You should call the police and arrest them
They'd be imprisoned, that's pathetic
Jenny, we should always forgive others
I'd consider letting somebody go
I've never expected you to be so generous
Anyway, it's your bad luck
Let me bring you some medicinal potion
Thank you, Jenny
Can we start now'? Alright
You said you have some new ideas, tell us
Of course, I have too many ideas
I have a lot of stock even though someone stole one or two from me
What are you talking about?
The promotion for Yat Sing Night isn't attractive enough
If we want the program to become the talk of the town at the application stage
We need some extreme promotions
Find someone to dress as a superman
Have him distribute tracks and small gifts
Such as Yat Sing batteries, the cost is low but the impact is huge
We'd encourage more people to use Yat Sing's products
We'd call him "Superman Yat Sing"
Good idea, we'd become a household name
We can give away small gifts to the audience
Right, I've written it down in my proposal
Who should be Superman Yat Sing?
That's easy, hire an extra at the TV station
No, he represents our firm
He must be strong and tall, someone who understands the company
Or he'd be speechless when the public asks him questions about the products
Jenny, I have a suitable candidate in mind
Who is he?
You, Tai Lap-yan
Me?
Big Bully, is that you? It's really you!
Why are you pretending to be a doll?
Grandpa, you're mistaken
No, I am not senile
Just go away, you're mistaken
I am working right now, alright?
Grandson, study hard to have a good life
Don't be as useless as this big bully
Yan, are you alright?
Of course I am
I thought distributing tracks made you cry
What's wrong with you? Why should I cry?
That creep made you a laughingstock I thought you might be sad
You've known me long enough men should be strong and don't cry
No matter what happens, accept it manly
I haven't taken revenge yet, I won't succumb to his bully
How dare him to come here
Why are you sitting down? Taking a break?
Do you have to be so harsh on Yan?
Frankly, I don't want to sit down either
I have finished distributing all the tracks
How brilliant, that's good, distribute these
How can I finish them all?
I'm sure you can, you have lots of friends
Ask those costume heroes for help
I always remember who have wronged me
When someone hit me once I have to hit him back tenfold
I'm going back to the office to have a meeting with Jenny
Enjoy your distribution work here Superman Yat Sing
What's wrong with you? Why didn't you fight back?
Although I am being bullied today
I will turn the tides someday
It's more practical to transfer that anger into strength and strike him by surprise
You are only a fake superhero
Help me distribute these
Hey, you have just taken a handful
It's so itchy, But Ha-kau, you've made me into...
This ointment cures skin allergy
One application can ease your itch
How do you feel? better?
It's so-so
Do you feel stressed at work?
If yes, do share with me
Miss Pak, if a senior management like yourself doesn't find it stressful
As your subordinate, What can I say?
Henry told me you worked smart
You finished distributing the tracks in one single day, and he had to ask for reprint
You're tall and handsome, I'm sure many kids were attracted by you, right?
Don't mention that creep in front of me
Hubby, you're prejudiced against him
He works hard on proposals and ideas
Although he is in senior management he does everything himself
Tonight he's meeting me at a late hour to the TV station for costume fitting
That's right, the two of you will dress up
And be a pair of hosts
I won't hold you any longer
Applying ointment is such a menial task, I can do it myself
I won't stop you
Hubby
I am fine, really
You'll be late if you don't go now
The producer said your costumes are fine
This is the rundown for tomorrows program
Discuss it with him if there's any problem
Thank you You're welcome
Chin Chi-sheung, Tun Kai-ping
Aren't these your friends whom you've made into stars with the advertisement?
They are, where are they?
On the next page
Right, so they are entering the contest
That shows how attractive and substantial our program is
It's late, Wai-chun should have finished
Should I go and pick her up at the station?
You said you've drunk a lot, you shouldn't drive after drinking
Ask her to take a taxi
If people see you picking her up
They might tease you as the man behind your successful wife
Right, spare me the insults
The She-Devil asks me to message for her I have to stop talking now, bye
Alright, bye
Let me call and ask Wai-chun to take a taxi
What if she is working? She'd scold me for interrupting her work?
But I'm her husband, I have all the rights to call her and ask her to come home
I shouldn't be afraid
TV station's phone is always busy!
It's late, is he sleeping already?
Jenny, is your husband coming to pick you?
No, Lap-yan has a skin allergy
He might have slept after taking the medicine
It's late, let me escort you home
No, I can take a taxi
You look downcast all night
Did something happen?
Nothing
If you see me as your friend, share with me
Maybe I can help you
Lap-yan seems troubled lately
Does he?
He pretends to be fine in front of me
But since he becomes my subordinate
He needs to perform some menial tasks I'm sure he does not feel good about it
I don't know how to comfort him
That might ruin your marital relationship
I hope not
Don't worry, Jenny
I'll promote him once he shows any sign of good performance
There won't be any more problem
Really? Thank you, Henry
It's late, I should go
Be careful, let me escort you to the gate
Be quick, it's time
No, there's time
The audience are waiting for you "Superman Yat Sing", to distribute gifts
Excuse me, mister
I am a graduate student of Social Science at Sheffield University in Alaska
Will you be kind enough to conduct an interview for me?
Sorry, we're in a hurry
Wait!
Thank you You're welcome
Be kind, she needs to finish her homework
Alright
This interview is about the psychological state of men in Hong Kong
Mister, are you married?
Yes, I am
What makes a good husband
A. Give his wife monthly allowance
B. Promise to give her a good life
Of course it's giving her a good life
Alright, this is an IQ question
What is 1/4 of a Beatles?
That's easy, "one man band"
Do you drink at work?
How can you do that? Of course not!
Right, another question
How do you feel about your current job?
It's a multiple choice question
A. Climbing the career ladder
B. Waiting to be fired
Climbing the career ladder
If your back is itchy, what would you do?
A. Use a back scratcher
B. Ignore it
What kind of an interview is this? The questions are so weird
Consider helping this girl, answer it
Whatever, use the back scratcher
In what season would you eat a Popsicle
Take cold showers and use air-conditioner?
Summer
Mister, what's your name? I need full name
For recording purpose
This is the last question, right?
It is
My name is Tai Lap-yan
It's done, thank you for your help
Shake hands... alright, it's my turn
Mister, the interview is completed the quota is met, thank you
There's something you should do... hey!
We're late, let's go
I've got the name wrong again
It's Lo Yuan-fun, not Lo Yuan-fang
Lo Yuan-fun...
Jenny... it's your first time
I'm here with you, don't worry
I've bought everything you need Thanks
Thanks, Yan. Keep the change
Have you counted the number of small gifts to be given to the audience?
Thrice, they're all here do you want me to count again?
Remember your position to come out
Distribute the gifts to everyone
Otherwise it'd ruin our reputation
You have reminded me since last night I remember that even in my dreams
I don't know why, I feel weird
Mr But, Miss Pak, time to change
The producer also asked you to try your positions once more
Alright, thank you
What is it, Henry?
My tummy aches suddenly. Hold this for me, Yan, I need to go to toilet
Henry! Why is this happening?
Who knows what is he up to?
Henry is taking too long the show will start soon
What should we do?
I have asked Kwan to check on him
He is taking too long
Lazybones always take longer
Be careful How are you?
How are you, Henry? Can you make it?
It's your turn, get change first
Director, I must have eaten something wrong
I don't think I can make it
If you can't make it, what should we do?
Ask someone to cover me
Cover... you...
Director, if I remember all the lines
I could cover for you, what should we do?
Yan watched our rehearsals everyday
He remembers all our lines
Yan? Yan? Can you do it?
Me?
You have to, come on
Yan!
Alright, let me host the show with you
I'll tackle whatever problem you might have
10, 9, 8, 7, 6
5, 4, 3, 2,1
Hello everybody, I am Tai Lap-yan And I am Pak Wai-chun
We are honored to host Yat Sing Night
Prince of Love Ballads, Mr Koo Yat
Queen of Love Songs, Ms Lam Wu-dip
And famous composer Mr Pak Hoi
are the judges of today's program
The marking system is simple
The 5 lights behind me show the score
Judges will grade each contestant
1 light means 1 mark
5 lights mean full marks
That's right, however, not every contestant is entitled to the lights
When someone sings badly
He would be asked to stop
Let's welcome four lovely girls, singing...
Four Golden Flowers
That's my daughter. Fighting!
Let's see how many lights they get
Only 3, we'll surely win
I am quite nervous, I am afraid
Please stop fidgeting
Remember, we'll surely win tonight!
Thank Ms Lo and Mr Ma for their performances
The last performers are Sheung Ping Sisters
They will sing "Kowloon, Hong Kong" for us
Have you found the guest performer?
Not yet It's time for him to perform
That's right
There's no other way, you go and perform
How can we do that? We aren't performers!
We have no time, we have to
We haven't rehearsed for it
I have an idea
Alright, let's see how many lights do Sheung Ping Sisters get
One, two...
Three, four...
Five! Marvelous!
They have full marks
Shueng Ping Sisters have won tonight!
May I invite Mr Pak Hoi to present the prize
Now we'll pass the time to our Mystery Guest
For a grand finale
That's right, and that's us! A. Couple Duo!
The purpose of Yat Sing Night is to show
that ordinary people can become stars!
Please do not make any comment now
Boo us all you want after hearing us sing!
"We will sing “Many Beauties in HK" for you!
Pak Wai-chun, don't be afraid, just dance like we used to in Kowloon City
It's on, they're performing now
Darn, we've made that creep into a star
I pretended to have a tummy ache thinking he'd humiliate himself
Yet he's such a lucky fellow
He has practically become a star!
I shall have my revenge later, Tai Lap-yan
Cheers!
Jenny, Mr Tai, the show was wonderful
I was scared, luckily I had Lap-yan's help
We are well trained with our dancing in Kowloon City
Everybody has done a good job tonight
Especially Sheung Ping Sisters
The audience clapped loudly when the two of them came out
If Sheung and Ping perform together they will be popular for a long time
I know I belong to the stage
That's right
I have never even dreamt of performing before several million people
Let alone winning a prize
Continue to perform and we'll be rich
Beyond imagination!
You need to get yourself a manager
That's me! Hey!
No, one of you is a liar, the other a miser
Both of you are not qualified
Did Henry see a ghost or something?
Why did he have a tummy ache right before the show starts?
It has nothing to do with ghosts it's a bad end for a bad man
If not for his tummy ache, Yan's talent as host won't be revealed
This is fate
Who's calling at this hour?
Cutting the line once he heard my voice, that's weird
Hubby, the bath is ready
How nice of you Go on
Hello?
Jenny, it's Henry
It's late
I am at the restaurant downstairs
I have some urgent business matter to discuss with you
Can you come down for a minute? It won't take too long
It's late, let's talk over the phone
It's inconvenient to do so
It's a life and death issue for Miracle
We must talk about it face to face
Is it that serious?
Yes, we can't tell too many people
Don't even tell Lap-yan about our meeting
In that case...
I won't use too much of your time
Alright, wait for me, I'll be there soon
Hubby, I'm going out to buy something I will be back very soon
Alright
She's sneaky, something is up
I'm leaving, bye
So am I. Bye
Alright, I understand
Boss, you plan so far ahead
By the way, you were brave that night
What if that idiot did ruin the show?
Yat Sing Night would be ruined
You stupid fool, I would cover him myself
And I'd be the hero to save the day
You are good, Boss
No wonder you were so calm
Shut up and prepare everything for me OK
Boss asked me to get some document in Jenny's room, is that alright?
Go
Miracle
Hello, Lap-yan?
Wai-chun, where are you?
I'm waiting for you to go home together
I'm sorry, I'm taking some electrical appliances to Cheung Chau
Please go home first
Cheung Chau? When are you coming back?
The ferry is leaving, I have to go
I'll explain it to you later, bye
"Kau Kau“?"
"Chun Chun, our souls finally become one"
I am so happy and I think dearly of you
You are full of passion, I am sure you long for meeting me as much as I do
Please meet me at 520, Sai Pan Road Cheung Chau at dusk
To comfort my soul which yearns for you
Yours, Kau Kau“
Granny, how are you? I am Kei-kei
Don't worry about me, I'll be back soon please take good care of yourself
Take care, bye
I'm so happy
Push this button to stop the machine
This one Yes
When the rice is done, the button will pop
Thank you for visiting me from afar
I have a rice cooker and I can hear my granddaughters voice, what a lovely day
You're welcome, we're glad to help you
Right
Stay here for dinner, I'm off to the market
Wait here for me
Be careful on the way
Wait for me
We will
Granny, that's not too...
Jenny, Granny is so happy
Let's stay here for dinner, she's lonely
But we need to catch the last ferry
We should at least wait for her return and say goodbye to her
Why don't we use this time to listen to the minutes of the meeting?
That's good
Good afternoon, the first item to discuss...
I, Tai Lap-yan, will climb the career ladder
Kick But Ha-kau out of the firm
I won't let him live a good life
Why is there Lap-yan's voice?
I wonder why, I see
I must have forgotten to switch off the recorder after the meeting
Thus it recorded Lap-yan's voice
Why did he say such things?
No wonder he'd say that
I am a strict manager who treats fairly
Sometimes when he performs poorly
I'd scold him without reservation
He loves face, it's natural to hate me
Could he be the traitor...
Are you referring to the recent incidents -
Your tummy ache on Yat Sing Night
The one who asked the guest not to come
The disappearance of the storyboard for the Japanese client
Has he done all these things?
I hope not
However, he was the one who bought my milk tea on Yat Sing Night
and he became famous as the guest
I sincerely hope that the spilling of red paint at the company
And the beating I received at the TV Station are not related to him
Look, I haven't fully recovered yet
Why is Lap-yan becoming like this?
How could he do this for the sake of climbing the career ladder?
That's right, ouch!
Does that still hurt?
It does when I press it, look
Why is this so?
You adulterers!